Greetings! The name is Alex and these are the ramblings and fangirling of a twenty something Canadian grad student who loves history, musicals, several fandoms (namely OUAT), and puppies...because who can resist puppies? I REGRET NOTHING!

 

youarefuckingmajestic:

REMEMBER, IF YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE LEAVING THE HOUSE THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO REASON TO CHANGE OUT OF YOUR PYJAMAS.

STAY COMFORTABLE, YOU DESERVE IT, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD

Things I have accomplished this morning: 1. Made crappy tea (no milk…shuddering) 2. Got dressed 3. Obtained REAL caffeine 

Things I have not accomplished this morning: 1. editing the last bit of my dissertation 2. packing my apartment for my move tomorrow 3. any thing remotely productive

I’m out of milk…my tea cannot be properly made…I don’t like it…

feminishblog:

susiethemoderator:

cheeky—-cunt:

PSA

How to keep yourself safe from iCloud hackers. Please make sure your auto photo sharing is turned off so that others don’t fall victim to having their photos stolen like those poor celebs.

Reblog to get the word out!

Just fixed mine - passing it along so you can too!

queenmerbabe:

queerpoc:

cleolinda:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad f**k” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

I have a love for her that runs deep.

immortal-axolotl:

xxsamwest:

Who knew that 6 years later he’d be playing Cap.

I found my favourite post on tumblr

immortal-axolotl:

xxsamwest:

Who knew that 6 years later he’d be playing Cap.

I found my favourite post on tumblr

I was initially planning on being a casual fan, but then I thought, why not just let it consume my soul instead? 

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(Source: 221btimelordette)

apiratenhisprincess:

eternalmercury:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I kneaded this.

Omg

apiratenhisprincess:

eternalmercury:

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

I kneaded this.

Omg

(Source: secretsbest)